This girl will just start bumping and grinding on everything she sees regardless of whether music is playing or not. She is probably the first or only person on the dance floor at any kind of social event. This girl seems like the cutest, until you spin her around too much…
The “I want to meet everyone” girl
She runs around the whole party and walks up to random people and meddles in their conversations. In fact, this is probably how you met her. She’s a lot of fun, but hard to keep an eye on because she’s everywhere.
It is a rare sighting to see this girl outside. She’s always with her boyfriend, and when she’s not, she cries because she misses him or wants to find him. You think she’s a completely independent person when she’s sober, but that turns out not to be true after a few drinks.
Even when she’s drunk, she seems sober. She’s the one who yells at people not to go anywhere, cleans up a spilled liquid once it’s left the cup, and looks out for potential problem guests. This girl is a great asset to your party crew as she will keep it up; however, there will be a night when you just want to tell her to chill out.
Whoever she comes with, she will most likely go home with someone else (wink). At any given time, she’s talking to another boy, if she’s not already playing almond hockey. She is nice to have around if you are competitive and single as she will force you to join because everyone is fair.
The drunk girl at the party
She is the most annoying creature on Earth and will always whine about something. Avoid her at all costs unless you want to get caught up in her drama, who knows when. She’s a really nice girl, but you’ll never get over one of her drunk episodes enough to really get to know her.
The Girl “Let’s Just Sit Back and Enjoy the View”
She’s most likely hanging out on a couch laughing at all the girls above. If you’re bright enough to decide to have a conversation with her, this will probably be one of the best choices you’ll make that night. She is funny and insightful and makes you wonder why you would ever try to be a girl mentioned above.
The sober Sally
Thank you lucky stars for this girl for stopping you all from completely fooling yourself. Sometimes you feel like you’ve never been judged this way when you’re with her, but she doesn’t care how drunk you are and she doesn’t judge you 100%.