Simone Giertz will sell you a terrible puzzle, but not her awesome Tesla truck

Swedish inventor and YouTuber Simone Giertz (aka the “queen of shitty robots”) has unveiled her latest creation: a website named after the way her last name is pronounced,”jetcha† Giertz’s list of inventions includes things like: a toothbrush helmet and a gnarled vegetable slicer† While the website doesn’t feature the “Truckla,” a Tesla Model 3 that Giertz turned into a pickup truck, or a Lego-built photo booth for cute puppy photos, it does include some practical accessories and items.

While an all-white puzzle may sound painful, this one can be a funny one for those who lose their puzzle pieces. jetch’Incomplete white puzzle” consists of 499 pieces of a 500-piece puzzle, and since it is intentional, it will still cost you the full price of $38. The puzzle is described by Giertz as the “worst jigsaw puzzle in the world” in her latest youtube video and took her a whopping 19 hours to complete.

Image: Yetch

giertz’Everyday Goals Calendar” is a real calendar, but the cool thing here is that each day in the calendar is backlit with an individual LED light to help you keep track of whatever goal you set. The calendar is available for $365 – a fitting price. The “Every Day Calendar” was part of its first Kickstarter in 2018, which Giertz used herself keep a meditation schedule.

Image: Yetch

Image: Yetch

Image: Yetch

The website contains both a crosshead screwdriver ring and screw ringboth for $85. It’s not clear if one ring will fit the other, but you won’t completely screw yourself if you miss either one.

These items are still available on Yetch. According to the website’s about page, the site was created “after years of prototyping and one too many” How is this not a thing? This should be something.’”